1000th Beer Goober Patrol 

For the thousandth time, I’ve cut the line,
I feel the need to go,
And the thousandth beer, has made it quite clear,
It’s time to follow thru'
The ties have slackened, make it happen,
Make your year complete,
With the D.S.S. detectives running,
Snapping at your feet,
I’m saying nothing, you’re still objecting,
For the thousandth time, I’ve cut the line
And I hope you’d learnt your lesson.
An army made from bills and debtors
Fifty thousand strong,
And the thousandth beer, has made it quite clear,
I’m doing something wrong,
I’ve got to move, I can’t stagnate,
The lure of fresher paths awaits.
I’m getting tired of emulating
Life without the buzz.
You give me nothing but I’m still collecting,
I’ve been here many times before
And I hoped I’d learned my lesson,
I’m saying nothing, you’re still objecting,
For the thousandth time, I’ve cut the line
And I hope you’d learnt your lesson.
Well for the thousandth time, I’ve cut the line,
I feel the need to go,
And the thousandth beer, has made it quite clear,
It’s time to follow thru'
The ties have slackened, make it happen,
Make your year complete,
With the D.S.S. detectives running,
Snapping at your feet,
They owe me nothing, but I’m still expecting
For the thousandth time I’ve cut the line,
I hope they learned their lesson.
I’m saying nothing, you’re still objecting,
For the thousandth time, I’ve cut the line
And I hope you’d learnt your lesson.