LETRATape MeasureSpice

(Intro)
Tape measure
Tape to the measurement
Tape measure
Tape to the measurement

(Refrain)
Tape measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten
Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement

(Verse 1)
Buddy fi more dan two-thirty millimeter
If yuh waan enter inna mi miggle center
Buddy hеad, it haffi big 'round di perimeter
Long likе twenty-five centimeter
It haffi long to di length a mi tape measurement
If it small an it likkle, then a dat mi prevent
Long 'til it bend, beat it, make it bend
If yuh live inna mi hole, then yuh haffi pay rent

(Chorus)
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement

(Verse 2)
Tek advice from di queen
Buddy haffi long 'til it bend, yeah, lean
When yuh see mi bend it over, yuh fi put it in
Mix up e magnum wid a little sperline
If yuh waan give me pleasure
Bwoy haffi walk wid a long tape measure
Cyaan fuck mi if yuh nuh have a tape measure
Buddy length haffi long to di length tape measure

(Refrain)
Tape measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten
Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement

(Verse 1)
Buddy fi more dan two-thirty millimeter
If yuh waan enter inna mi miggle center
Buddy head, it haffi big 'round di perimeter
Long like twenty-five centimeter
It haffi long to di length a mi tape measurement
If it small an it likkle, then a dat mi prevent
Long 'til it bend, beat it, make it bend
If yuh live inna mi hole, then yuh haffi pay rent

(Chorus)
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement

(Refrain)
Tape measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten
Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement

(Bridge)
Tape measurement
Tape measurement
Tape measurement
Tape measurement

(Chorus)
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement