LETRAApun Jaise TaporiArshad Warsi

Apun jaise tapori ko kya malum
Sala pyaar kis chidiya ka naam hai
Lukkha giri karke apna timepass hota hai
Bidi paan chaye milta hai bus apun khush
yeh pyar ka lafda locha kaye ko kaye ko
are kaye ko re
Phir bole to ek din apum ke mohalle main hema aayi
Sala apun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya
Truck ke saath bhi sala takkar kha gaya
Hey...

Cha Ayala kya soorat thi vo kya kahte hain
Haan julphen kya julphen thi
Chalti thi ek dum hawa ke mafik
Aakhein aisi ki ruka de traffic
Apun socha apun ka beda paar ho gaya
Bole to baap, sala apun ko bhi pyaar ho gaya
din bhar apun uski khidi ke neechu
koi lafda nahi kuch nahi
Teen din na azzeb se lada na roshan se panga
bus choop chap
Pahli baar ladki dekhi
Aakhen ruk bhi jaati to
to kya aankh nahi maari?
ha ha
Apun ka bhidu bhi sala darr gaya
Bola are munna sala too kaise darr gaya
Phir ek din usko dekh ke kallad bola
aye munna bhi vo dekh kya kayamat ja rahi hai baap
Apun ka khopdi sarka
Kallad ko pakda aur bola
idhar aa shayane tere ko kayamat dikhata hoon
Sale ko itna dhoya itna dhoya
Abhi tak thobda banka hai
Aur aaj tak uska apun ke saath chhatis ka aankda hai
Samjha, samjha kya

Phir Hema ka kya hua?

Phir ik din vo apun ke dekh ke hansi
Apun bola baap hansi to phasi
Love ka hai vo bhi apun pe phida ho gayi
Do din ke baad uski shadi ho gayi
Apun ke saamne vo ghar se vida ho gayi
Uski doli uthi, apun, apun udhar ich khada tha
Lekin vo apun ko nahi dekhi
Vo raat apun do baje tak piya
Vo raat apun do baje tak piya
Saala ek, ek sapna dekha tha
Lekin maan kasam main ek aansoon nahi roya
Kaye ko royega, koye ko royega
Sala apun ich yeda tha na

Agle din vahi batting ke mafik life chaloo
Vahich gande glass main chaye vahi paan bidi
Azzeb ko itna maara ki log samjhe vo mar gaya
bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka hai par kya karega

Sapna toota hai to dil kabhi jalta hai
Haan thoda dard hua par chalta hai
Sapna toota hai to dil kabhi jalta hai
Haan thoda dard hua par chalta hai

Phir, phir kya hua?
Phir, phir kya hua?
Agle din apne mohalle main aishwarya aayi...
Apna khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya
Phri truck ke saath phir chakkar kha gaya
Cha Ayala kya soorat thi
Aakhen aisi ke aise
Aye munna bhai
Tere dil ka traffic phir se ruka kya?